Mike's plan to cash in on misfortune

First, here's a little eye candy from yesterday's 4th (and final, hopefully) round of chemo....



Pure misery, huh?

Mike has come through for me, and come up with a shameless method for capitalizing on my mutant cell growth. He actually came up with this weeks ago, and thus far I've failed to share it, mainly because I wasn't actually 100% certain he was serious (oh he was), but also because I thought maybe if I held out he'd get angry and therefore inspired to come up with more and more ridiculous concepts until I could deny his efforts no more. That actually worked.

So, here they are: my own line of Timphoma-inspired crap at http://www.cafepress.com/timphoma.

Mike really does deserve all the credit for these magnificent products, and I plan to order several of them. He even claims I'll see a chunk of the profits, but, well, I'm not cancelling my health plan just yet. Enjoy, I'm sure these high-quality goods will remind you all fondly of that time I had cancer. Please also feel free to post all comments, compliments, complaints, etc. below and I'll be sure Mike bears the full brunt of all of them.