Seriously

Sales of quality Timphoma products have been abysmal....I think people might be skeptical about whether or not the stuff is real. I realize that's a legit concern, especially for those of you who know Mike. Let me assure you, this stuff is real, and real high quality.

You're too late for Mother's Day, but I've just placed an order for my household, just in time for summer graduations, Father's Day, Independence Day, whatever. Timphoma merch is perfect for any occasion.