Seriously
Sales of quality Timphoma products have been abysmal....I think people might be skeptical about whether or not the stuff is real. I realize that's a legit concern, especially for those of you who know Mike. Let me assure you, this stuff is real, and real high quality.
You're too late for Mother's Day, but I've just placed an order for my household, just in time for summer graduations, Father's Day, Independence Day, whatever. Timphoma merch is perfect for any occasion.
You're too late for Mother's Day, but I've just placed an order for my household, just in time for summer graduations, Father's Day, Independence Day, whatever. Timphoma merch is perfect for any occasion.
posted by Tim at
10:09 AM
3 Comments:
I ordered a magnet and a pink t-shirt!
By
Jenny N., at 11:56 AM
The usual stuff isn't working, Ray-- er-- Tim... I'm not sure all this "cured" talk is working to your advantage... On the other hand, I suppose it can't hurt sales versus the store's history.
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People, come on. Buy a shirt to commemorate Tim's triumph over cancer! This is a lot more important than that shirt you bought at the basketball game, and that thing costs twice as much and it makes you look fat.
Ok, I didn't want to do this, but if I don't sell five shirts by the end of the day, I'm going to club a baby seal. That's right, I'll club a baby seal to make a better deal! Get on over to the store right away!
It occurs to me that this might be important-- Rest assured that I don't get a dime from this. All the proceeds (should there be any) are going directly to Tim('s doctors). Buy big, buy often!
Here's a picture of a seal to get you motivated:
http://www.animalsvoice.com/IMAGES/seal_watch.jpg
By
Clownpenis.fart, at 1:17 PM
I put the picture of the seal on my desktop.
By
Alia Atreides, at 8:33 PM
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